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| Above: Theo smiles at you because he loves you, and he wants to drool on you. Please let him drool on you, won't you? Oh please oh please? |
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| Charlie wants YOU to serve as his next tickling victim. Poor Theo looks as if he's been tickled to the point of drooling on himself. Actually, that takes a surprisingly small amount of tickling. |
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| The cars must be straight the cars must be straight the cars must be straight one two three four five cars line them up yes my pretties yes yes five cars boy this sweater is preppy what is mom trying to do to me? |
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| Theo says, "I don't mind the food, and the drinks are fantastic, but this is the last time I go to Charlie Bock's dinner theater interpretation of Death of a Salesman. |
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| BACK TO MAIN PAGE!!! |
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| Ladies, I know I'm only 2, but I'm already reserving dating time for when I hit 16. Prom is taken, but I've got some great dates available for Sophomore Winter Dinner and Junior year homecoming. First come, first served. |
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| You call those incisors? Here ya go buddy, THESE are incisors. |
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| Darling Dora, your dress is fabulous, and your hair is to die for, but the whole outfit dies without a size 6 pampers diaper and some killer blue boots. |
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| All of this eating real food is hard work. It's a good thing I've got nothing but time, cuz by the time that bald guy smears the food all over my face and eventually into my mouth, it's like 10pm. |
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| Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? Oops, I just made my own. |
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| The obvious joke here is that the 6 month old has WAY more hair than his father. All i've got to say is this: enjoy it, kid. Grow it long! Waves of beautiful blond hair.... grow a mullet! I don't care. Just enjoy it. Please, enjoy it. |
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| Crikey! Theo here... Today we're hunting the elusive stringy ball-toy thing my mommy always gives me to play with when I'm in my bouncer. Crikey! There it is! Crikey! Boy, that was a short show. |
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| Charlie once again preys on Theo's easy tickle tendencies. Theo will eventually learn to associate his older brother with insatiable giggling and unfortunate pants-wetting. |
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