Above: Theo smiles at you because he loves you, and he
wants to drool on you.  Please let him drool on you, won't
you?  Oh please oh please?  
Charlie wants YOU to serve as
his next tickling victim.  Poor
Theo looks as if he's been
tickled to the point of drooling
on himself.  Actually, that takes
a surprisingly small amount of
tickling.
The cars must be straight the
cars must be straight the cars
must be straight one two three
four five cars line them up yes
my pretties yes yes five cars
boy this sweater is preppy what
is mom trying to do to me?
Theo says, "I don't mind the
food, and the drinks are
fantastic, but this is the last
time I go to Charlie Bock's
dinner theater interpretation of
Death of a Salesman.
BACK TO MAIN PAGE!!!
Ladies, I know I'm only 2, but
I'm already reserving dating
time for when I hit 16.  Prom is
taken, but I've got some great
dates available for Sophomore
Winter Dinner and Junior year
homecoming.  First come, first
served.
You call those incisors?  Here
ya go buddy, THESE are
incisors.  
Darling Dora, your dress is
fabulous, and your hair is to die
for, but the whole outfit dies
without a size 6 pampers diaper
and some killer blue boots.
All of this eating real food is
hard work.  It's a good thing I've
got nothing but time, cuz by the
time that bald guy smears the
food all over my face and
eventually into my mouth, it's like
10pm.
Pardon me, do you have any
Grey Poupon?  Oops, I just
made my own.
The obvious joke here is that the
6 month old has WAY more hair
than his father.  All i've got to say
is this: enjoy it, kid.  Grow it long!  
Waves of beautiful blond hair....
grow a mullet!  I don't care.  Just
enjoy it.  Please, enjoy it.
Crikey!  Theo here... Today we're
hunting the elusive stringy ball-toy
thing my mommy always gives me
to play with when I'm in my
bouncer.  Crikey!  There it is!  
Crikey!  Boy, that was a short show.
Charlie once again preys on
Theo's easy tickle tendencies.  
Theo will eventually learn to
associate his older brother with
insatiable giggling and unfortunate
pants-wetting.


Bockline 2005 - A Virtual Christmas Missive
Ask Charlie!
Charlie Bock debuts his
inaugural advice column.  
Check out his biting wit and his
take on the Bock Household.
Theo's Top 10
Theo spells out his Top 10
favorite things about being the
newest Bock.
Residency Doesn't End
Will Jonathan ever finish his
medical training?  No, I don't
think so.
Mom Loving, Tired
Cristin finds time to share love
with her children despite
blinding sleep deprivation.
2005 BOCK FAMILY HOLIDAY PHOTO
ALBUM - Now with humorous comments!

You musta been good, cuz Santa brought
you lots of pictures of cute kids.  Enjoy!

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