Mazda and Manhood Gone
Jon finally got rid of that
ridiculous hatchback, but he
never really got to say goodbye.
Ask Theo!
Theo takes over where Charlie
took off last year, answering all
of your holiday queries.
Bockine 2006 - A Virtual Christmas Missive
Ask Theo!
Iowa City's 19 Month-Old Advice
Columnist Advises the Masses
Dear Theo:

Thanks for all of your great advice!  Here's a tough one for you:
Which is better: Banana chunks or orange pieces?

K.D.
Maquoketa, IA


Dear K.D.,

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Dear Theo:

I'm having a hard time deciding whether I should buy my nephew
a Nintendo or a Playstation for Christmas this year.  Do you have
any opinion on this?

L.M.
Madison, WI


Dear L.M.,

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Theodore Bock, 19 months, furiously works to meet his
editor's deadline for this year's article.
Predictions 2006
Charlie and Theo portend the
future, giving you their
predictions for the coming year.
Theo Bock's advice column is run in 136 daily
newspapers, and is licensed to Bockline by special
arrangement with his parents. He does not yet speak
in more than single words, and cannot type at all.