Charlie & Theo's 2007 Predictions

- Pizza, spaghetti, and basically anything with tomato sauce will
continue to be delicious.

- Operation Iraqi Freedom will devolve into full-blown civil war,
with the Sunnis and Shiites eventually establishing seperate
nation-states within the previous borders of Iraq, assisted by an
influx of insurgent supplies from an ever-progressing Iranian role
in the conflict.

- Theo will stop pooping in size 4 diapers, and will progress to
pooping in size 6 diapers.

- The methamphetamine epidemic in the Midwest will continue to
worsen as supplies of highly pure Mexican drug travel via
previously established trafficking networks for cocaine.

- Charlie will go to preschool for another year at our church, Christ
the King Lutheran Church, and he will continue to love Mrs.
Anderson and Mrs. Upchurch, his teachers. He will also be snack
helper at least 4 more times.

- Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will reunite, have another
child, and then seperate again. Fewer people will care.

- Daddy will continue to work way too many hours for not nearly
enough money, completing residency in June 2008, and then the
whole family will move to Nashville for 1 year of fellowship at
Vanderbilt. Cristin will continue to stay home raising us, and
being basically the best mommy ever. And we will continue to
scream loudly whenever Daddy eventually comes home.

- 2007 will see new peaks in the stock market, so try to max out
your 401K or 403B contributions early!

- Dora will continue to explore, Boots will continue to be a
monkey, but Diego will give up his rescuing activities to pursue
his dream of acting on Broadway. Swiper will not stop swiping.

- We will continue to consume roughly $70 worth of milk each and
every month.

- This week's powerball numbers: 22 46 15 35 32 and the
powerball 8. Merry Christmas.